
Verity doesn’t like the boss and loves drawing mustaches, a wonderful combination that results in a beautiful confession. Don’t adjust your audio! That’s Jess Perkins reading the confession!
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Pissing in My Girlfriend’s Coffee
Matt’s girlfriend is having an affair. Instead of dealing with all the admin of a breakup, he pisses in her coffee.
I Wish You Were Fucking Dead, Diane
Nancy is sick of her demonic aunt Diane, a total fucking slut. Should she slap her around a bit? Or maybe something a bit darker?
Laxatives in the Boss’s Coffee
Joel’s boss sucks. It’s a situation easily fixed by a healthy dose of laxatives and a bunch of blasting in front of important clients.
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- February 10, 2023
- 6:30pm
- $25
- Comedy Republic