
Beautiful Kelly is dressed to the nines and overly amped for her date with George, but her fairy tale turns into shit.
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Talks movies, comics and TV shows. Also known as James Clement
Comedian, podcaster, radio host and absolute gem
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Pissed Myself, Blamed a Chihuahua
Dave’s first date after lockdown hits a snag when his pacing and water chugging come to a head. Barbie the Chihuahua to the rescue!
I Ran to the Kitchen in the Dark and Shit in the Sink
After glorious sex, Dave (possibly Dave Warneke?) is in desperate need of a toilet, but it’s occupied. What should he do?!
Busting a Gut at My New Partner’s Place
Maybe she’s old fashioned but Susan just doesn’t want to be the first one to shit or fart in front of her new partner.
Alastair’s night is going great; he’s full of drink and about to hook up. Nothing can ruin this night… well, maybe a shit.
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All UpdatesEVENT! Confessions: Five Year Anniversary Show!
- February 10, 2023
- 6:30pm
- $25
- Comedy Republic