Beautiful Kelly is dressed to the nines and overly amped for her date with George, but her fairy tale turns into shit.
Beautiful Guests
Talks movies, comics and TV shows. Also known as James Clement
Comedian, podcaster, radio host and absolute gem
More Shitting, Pissing & Puking!
I Ran to the Kitchen in the Dark and Shit in the Sink
After glorious sex, Dave (possibly Dave Warneke?) is in desperate need of a toilet, but it’s occupied. What should he do?!
Laxative I’d Taken Didn’t Agree with Me
Gorgeous Josephine prepared for an important date by taking laxatives. To the surprise of everyone, she shit herself.
Busting a Gut at My New Partner’s Place
Maybe she’s old fashioned but Susan just doesn’t want to be the first one to shit or fart in front of her new partner.
Followed Through on a Fart in Front of My Students
Farting is risky. Farting in front of a classroom filled with students is the ultimate risk, as poor Alan discovers.
Other Wonderful Confessions

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All UpdatesEVENT! Confessions Live Show (19 Aug)
- August 19, 2023
- 5:00pm
- $30
- Comedy Republic