Ian thinks of his friend’s fiancé when bringing himself to ejaculate. And now with the immediate wedding, he needs to shoot his shot. Not 100% certain but pretty sure Jess Perkins and Dilruk Jayasinha aren’t big fans of Ian.
Beautiful Guests
Comedian, actor and former accountant
Comedian, podcaster, radio host and absolute gem
More Lying, Cheating and Imposters!
Friend Got a Photo of Me Cheating
Our wonderful friend Mark never cheats on his partner, except the one time he did. Now there is photographic evidence that must be dealt with.
I’m a Deep Well and Can’t See the Light
Hugh has two, maybe three, girlfriends and some wonderful analogies that Oliver Clark and Toby Truslove love.
Michaela divorced her little-dicked husband claiming he is a cheater, but the truth is much more stinky. Casey Donovan is not a fan.
People Hate This Man for His Second Family
Amon is the type of man that everyone hates: a man with a second family, a man that walks at his own pace, a man who’s an excellent writer.
Other Wonderful Confessions

Seeking Absolution?
Find peace, even if you shit on someone. Even if you fucked a ghost. Even if you stole a car. No matter what fucked thing you did, you'll feel better confessing.
News & Events
All UpdatesEVENT! Confessions Live Show (19 Aug)
- August 19, 2023
- 5:00pm
- $30
- Comedy Republic