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Listened to My Brain, Not My Penis
James deserves an award for kissing his mother-in-law and pulling away before it went any further. What a great and honorable man!
Sick from My Wife’s Cooking so Many Times
Nick loves everything about his wife– well, not everything. She’s a terrible cook. Luckily Stephen Tobolowsky has some wonderful advice.
People Hate This Man for His Second Family
Amon is the type of man that everyone hates: a man with a second family, a man that walks at his own pace, a man who’s an excellent writer.
I’m a Deep Well and Can’t See the Light
Hugh has two, maybe three, girlfriends and some wonderful analogies that Oliver Clark and Toby Truslove love.
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- February 10, 2023
- 6:30pm
- $25
- Comedy Republic