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More Shitting, Pissing & Puking!
Juliet’s enjoying a lovely picnic date at the park, indulging in lots of cheese and wine. One small problem. Juliet is lactose intolerant.
Damo’s hot date ends with a big poo blocking and flooding the toilet. Nick Mason and Bart Freebairn can relate.
Shit Myself During a Date at a Movie
Josh is on a perfect date. He says something. She says something. Pure fire. Nothing could derail this perfect evening, except maybe shit.
George is crushing Dare Iced Coffees before his date. Unfortunately for George, he is lactose intolerant. He shits himself.
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All UpdatesEVENT! Confessions: Five Year Anniversary Show!
- February 10, 2023
- 6:30pm
- $25
- Comedy Republic