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Shit in My Cousin’s Birthday Cake
Brad’s cousin Cooper sucks. Coop (Cooper) is ruining everything for Brad, so it’s only fair for Brad to ruin Coop’s cake… with shit.
Pissing in My Girlfriend’s Coffee
Matt’s girlfriend is having an affair. Instead of dealing with all the admin of a breakup, he pisses in her coffee.
Mailing the Same Photo of Princess Diana
Olivia decides to get revenge on her ex-boyfriend in the most traditional way: mailing photos of Princess Diana once a week for two years.
Drawing a Mustache on the Boss’s Portrait
Verity doesn’t like the boss and loves drawing mustaches, a wonderful combination that results in a beautiful confession.
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All UpdatesEVENT! Confessions: Five Year Anniversary Show!
- February 10, 2023
- 6:30pm
- $25
- Comedy Republic