Young man in pain, sitting in the kitchen sink with his legs up

Confessions

Sit back, relax and listen to some of the most fucked online confessions written by some real pieces of work.

Animals

I Like Sniffing Dogs’ Bums

So Long, Little Woofer

Business

man standing in front of a white van

photo of 20 year old man using engraving tools on a bath towel, he's working at a table in a basement

Patch’s Engraved Towels

Fucking

20 year old female hipster, standing with her arms crossed outside a brownstone apartment, smiling and winking

Lucinda’s Hot Fuck

Woman standing in a hotel lobby holding a baked ham

Took to His Cock Like a Dog to a Ham

Ghosts

30 year old man holding hands with a ghost

Ghost Blow Job Saga – Part 1

Man sitting on a old bed, wrapped up in sheets

Ghost Told Me to Wank

Jealousy & Revenge

16 year old holding a big chocolate cake at his birthday party

Shit in My Cousin’s Birthday Cake

Glass of water mixed with peanut butter

Put Peanut Butter in My Allergic Friend’s Drink

Kinks & Quirks

photo of forty year old man opening the door to a hot oven in his kitchen, he's smiling

I Started Putting My Dick in the Oven

Obsessed with Salami Sticks

Lying, Cheating and Imposters

two men sitting at the table during thanksgiving feast

Leans in and Kisses Me Right on the Lippies

Bride kissing a man behind a column at a wedding

Oh! Fuck! Off! Ian!

Shitting, Pissing & Puking

Man at a movie farting in his seat

Shit Myself During a Date at a Movie

Man sitting in taxi with a terrible stomachache

Chicken Feast and Shit

Thievery & Fraud

man standing in a deli holding a package of ham

devious man holding artificial sweeteners

Stealing & Eating Artificial Sweeteners