Young man in pain, sitting in the kitchen sink with his legs up

Confessions

Sit back, relax and listen to some of the most fucked online confessions written by some real pieces of work.

Animals

I Like Sniffing Dogs’ Bums

Beekeeper standing next to his mother

Beekeeping Because My Mother is Allergic

Business

photo of 20 year old man using engraving tools on a bath towel, he's working at a table in a basement

Patch’s Engraved Towels

man standing in front of a white van

Fucking

Man being yelled at by two identical twin sisters

Thumb in the Wrong Bum

man gives thumbs up in his bedroom covered in rainbows and sparkles

Josh’s Magic Dick

Ghosts

Ghost riding a horse

Fucked a Ghost on a Horse

photo of a woman introducing a ghost to a crowd of people at a backyard barbecue

Nobody Has Ever Met My Partner

Jealousy & Revenge

young barista holding up a ham and cheese croissant

Rubbed the Ham Between My Ass Cheeks

Woman drawing a mustache onto a painting

Drawing a Mustache on the Boss’s Portrait

Kinks & Quirks

man sitting at a kitchen table with a large plate of minced meat

Addicted to Cold & Flu Tablets and Minced Meat

man sitting on a couch, squeezing a pillow

Turned on Watching Tennis

Lying, Cheating and Imposters

man shrugging between two different women

People Hate This Man for His Second Family

Sad woman watching TV while holding a bowl of popcorn

Finishing Netflix Shows without my Partner

Shitting, Pissing & Puking

Man at a movie farting in his seat

Shit Myself During a Date at a Movie

male teacher standing in a classroom

Followed Through on a Fart in Front of My Students

Thievery & Fraud

boy jumping for joy as hundreds of cards rain down over him

Stole His Whole Fucking Yu-Gi-Oh! Deck

devious man in a convenience store

Thrill of Almost Getting Caught Gets Me Hard