All Confessions Addicted to Cold & Flu Tablets and Minced Meat AirbnBJ from Beyond All I Want to Do is Eat Macaroni & Cheese An Apology to the Loose Guts Community As Soon as I Waved to Them I Shit My Pants Barrister’s Wife & the Dense Choad Beekeeping Because My Mother is Allergic Busting a Gut at My New Partner’s Place Cannot, for the Life of Me, Stop Licking Things Chicken Feast and Shit Choked a Part-Time Doctor’s Cock Dad’s Friend Helped Me Move; I Fucked Him Daddy’s Dick Yoghurt Damo Blocks the Toilet Dare Iced Coffee & Shit Decided to Shit Myself in the Office Deliconfession Demetri has the Loudest, Most Passionate Sex on an airplane Did an Open Shit on the Grass Drawing a Mustache on the Boss’s Portrait Dressed to the Nines and Covered in Shit Dressing Up as a Fox and Hiding in the Bushes Dumb Fucking Step-Mom Sunbaking in the Rain Executive Goblin Faked a Kidnapping, No One Cared Finishing Netflix Shows without my Partner Followed Through on a Fart in Front of My Students For the Last Year or so I’ve been Eating Butterflies Forbidden Dentist Love Friend Got a Photo of Me Cheating
