All Confessions Addicted to Cold & Flu Tablets and Minced Meat All I Want to Do is Eat Macaroni & Cheese An Apology to the Loose Guts Community As Soon as I Waved to Them I Shit My Pants Busting a Gut at My New Partner’s Place Cannot, for the Life of Me, Stop Licking Things Chicken Feast and Shit Daddy’s Dick Yoghurt Damo Blocks the Toilet Dare Iced Coffee & Shit Decided to Shit Myself in the Office Did an Open Shit on the Grass Dressed to the Nines and Covered in Shit Dressing Up as a Fox and Hiding in the Bushes Dumb Fucking Step-Mom Sunbaking in the Rain Executive Goblin Faked a Kidnapping, No One Cared Finishing Netflix Shows without my Partner Followed Through on a Fart in Front of My Students For the Last Year or so I’ve been Eating Butterflies Friend Got a Photo of Me Cheating Fuck My Ass with a Cucumber Fucked a Roast Chicken Gently Rimming the Babysitter Shelby James I Eat Doggy Biscuits, I Find Them Yum Yum I Love Cumming in Breakfast Cereal I Ran to the Kitchen in the Dark and Shit in the Sink I Started Putting My Dick in the Oven I’m a Deep Well and Can’t See the Light I’m Straight but Brian May Gets Me Hot
