All Confessions Drawing a Mustache on the Boss’s Portrait I Wish You Were Fucking Dead, Diane Laxatives in the Boss’s Coffee Mailing the Same Photo of Princess Diana My Friend Started a Podcast and It’s Really Bad Pissing in My Girlfriend’s Coffee Put Peanut Butter in My Allergic Friend’s Drink Rubbed the Ham Between My Ass Cheeks Shit in My Cousin’s Birthday Cake Sick of Sandra Talking About My Big Pussy You Fucking Horrible Bitch, Diane
