Episodes | Confessions: The Podcast

Each episode of Confessions of the Idiots features hilarious guests reacting to some of the wildest, strangest online confessions.

Clyde is slashing tyres, Pat had sex with a ghost, Emily is flourishing and out for revenge, Martin chickens out of a robbery and more!

Gail’s plunger gets stuck, Carmichael can’t get rid of a stiffy, Dean caught his friend eating shit and other wonderful confessions!

Susan tries not to poop at her partner’s place, Anthony is addicted to salami, Jared pretends to be Tom Hanks and Jan fucks her masseuse.

Neil lied in a job interview (and in his confession), Luke wears fun wigs, Tess is fucking the neighbor and Ted shit in the shower.

Ken gets revenge on a noisy neighbor, Annie fakes a pen pal, Ammon has a second family and Marion longs for their cousin’s fiancé.

Simon eats doggy biscuits, Tess gets in an accident, Marisa creates fake profiles and Damien loses his wife’s hair straightener up his bum.

Will is the office liar, Abby is pretending to be deaf, Monica kisses her father-in-law and Jeff rolls ham around his dick.

Ben pulls a monkey prank on his friend, Alexis gets revenge on her ex, Sarah can’t stop retelling a fake story and Jamie wrecks a car.

Sara is sick of Ashlee, Michael steals from his wonderful father, Chloe is bullying with a finsta and Jack shit in a bin.

Nick regrets faking an illness, Georgia regrets plagiarizing a paper and Frank regrets shitting in a food delivery container.

Monique is a big farter, Reece has a candle kink, Olivia sticks her big ass in things and so much more in this exclusive!

Clara’s lover is holding a secret, Liam’s having heist regrets, Tamara ruined her brother’s life and Alan taught his classroom about farts.

Toby and Oliver enjoy wonderful confessions from a babysitter, an unfaithful boyfriend/well, a fibbing car thief and more!

Get ready for confessions about daddy’s dick yoghurt, a dognapper, Netflix cheating and a tent shitter.

Stephen helps some lovely people including a calamari thief, dancing IT professional and a bathtub pooer.