Episodes | Confessions: The Podcast

Each episode of Confessions of the Idiots features hilarious guests reacting to some of the wildest, strangest online confessions.

This week Sammy is joined by the first-best Sammy, Sammy J and the wonderful Mish Wittrup.

This week sees the great Rik Brown returning for some awfully great confessions along with first-time guest Maryellen Rose George.

This week Sammy is joined by the return of two of his favourite people - Lehmo & Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall. You deserve it.

This week Sammy is lucky enough to be joined by your favourite: Dave Warneke, Stephen Hall and, as always, a business confession.

Larissa named her baby after her ex, Max found pornography of his friend’s mom, Kylie wants to cheat, and Rod is falling for two girls.

Morgan fucks the ghost of his proctologist, Georgia stole a harmonica, Jessie is fucking the housekeeper, and Henry shit while cleaning.

Sandra pretends to have a twin sister, Abby Photoshops her boyfriend, Harry stole a rug, and John loves having his ass accidentally spanked.

Rob gave his friend cat milk, Nick pretends to be religious, Kelly composts her clients’ hair, Vanessa steals Krispy Kreme donuts and more!

Andrew dresses as a ghost, Kate blackmails her lover, Audrey steals her cousin’s dog, and Barry lies about being a doctor.

Tom accidentally killed a rabbit, Jude stole her aunt’s recipes, Karen loves to steal, and Matt poops in his mum’s lawn.

Ash Williams and Dave Warneke discuss The Nanny and window tinting. Oh, and there’s a confession! Milly is thirsty for her dad’s best friend.

We meet some beautiful people who are scared of their barber, editing a fake Excel sheet, stealing tooth fairy money, and more!

Matt’s pissing in coffee, Lucy fakes a heart condition, Will pretends to smoke and Samantha is sitting on a dick she hardly knows.

It’s the night of nights - the 2,022nd Cogie Awards awarding the very worst and worst of this years wonderful reddit confessions.

Maria masterbates at the movies, Troy enjoys a glory hole, James wants to be a gorilla, and Lucy fucks her dad’s friend Archie.