Confessions with Dave
As Soon as I Waved to Them I Shit My Pants
Will Steven’s guts stay strong enough to make it through this important step in his relationship? Nah. He shits himself.
Cannot, for the Life of Me, Stop Licking Things
According to many women, Graham knows how to really use his tongue. Not sure they’d feel the same if they knew what else he’s been licking.
Choked a Part-Time Doctor’s Cock
Sarah’s in the sexual prime of her life and her mom’s part-time doctor boyfriend is looking very, very good. Warning! This one is extra sexy!
George is crushing Dare Iced Coffees before his date. Unfortunately for George, he is lactose intolerant. He shits himself.
Gemma enjoys a beautiful night of nonstop sex with a handsome ghost. Now she can’t stop trying to sneak back into the house.
I Wish You Were Fucking Dead, Diane
Nancy is sick of her demonic aunt Diane, a total fucking slut. Should she slap her around a bit? Or maybe something a bit darker?
Laxative I’d Taken Didn’t Agree with Me
Gorgeous Josephine prepared for an important date by taking laxatives. To the surprise of everyone, she shit herself.
Masterbating to Our Online Chess Game
Archie has a wonderful wife and a beautiful family. Lately he’s been getting hard sexting while playing online chess.
Nobody Has Ever Met My Partner
Jo has been keeping their partner away from their family and friends. But maybe it’s time everyone meets Jo’s ghost partner?
Put My Dick in Lots of Things, Food Mostly
Lovely Roger can’t stop putting his dick in things, especially his partner’s food. Is that ok? Should he stop?
Leonard never liked his family dog, Little Woofer. Dave Lawson and Josh Earl hate Leonard. We all hate Leonard. Leonard sucks.
Something About the Magic World that Turns Me On
After a random night out with a friend, Martine can’t stop following a magician around and spending a fortune on tickets.
Sucking the Gardener’s Dick in the Living Room
Beautiful Penelope is a happily married and fucking the gardener. What could go wrong? Blackmail, for one.
While on summer vacation, lovely Neil meets and falls in love with a beautiful woman. But is this mysterious woman the local ghost of legend?
To Get Back at My Son, I’m Fucking His Friends
Annabelle hates her son Adam. So she does the only reasonable thing to get revenge, sleeping with all of Adam’s friends.
Episodes with Dave
Dave is back to hear people confess to shitting, ghost fucking and other wonderful things.
201: Damian Callinan & Dave Lawson
Joe has been emptying his ball like there’s no tomorrow, Alice gifts the wrong necklace, Paul shits himself and Gemma fucked a ghost.
Third Birthday Party Compilation
It’s the 3rd Birthday Party of Confessions Of The Idiots and so here’s a mix tape of some favourite bits.
163: Dave Lawson and Zachary Ruane
In this family friendly episode Elsie fucks a fellow business person, Josie doesn’t want to be a third wheel and Steven shits himself.
Dave Lawson is BACK IN THE STUDIO
Oh my goodness – Dave Lawson is back in the studio. Your Christmas has come early!!
The Isolation Tapes: Dave Lawson RETURNS
This week on the podcast Sammy is lucky enough to be joined by the hilarious Dave Lawson.
The Isolation Tapes: Ryan Shelton & Dave Lawson
This is the next instalment of ‘The Isolation Tapes’ featuring the great Ryan Shelton and Dave Lawson!
134: Sarah Snook and Dave Lawson
Hannah is hung up on his sister’s husband, Todd fakes his death, Josie is catfishing her friend and Alastair shits on the floor.
124: Dave Lawson, Performer Scott Brennan and Ryan Shelton
Dave Lawson and Performer Scott Brennan! It’s still being recorded remotely and Ryan Shelton stepped in last minute!.
122: Stephen Curry & Dave Lawson
Harriet creates a fake backstory in a new town and Annabelle hates her son so much, she fucks all of his friends.
The Isolation Tapes: Dave Lawson Part Three
This is the next instalment of ‘The Isolation Tapes’ featuring Dave Lawson! This is a new series to bring funny-ness into your life.
Vera lies while palm reading, Alf lies to get ahead at the office and Nancy gets revenge on her fucking demonic aunt.
The Isolation Tapes: Dave Lawson Part Two
This is the ninth instalment of ‘The Isolation Tapes’ series with the great MOST REGULAR GUEST…Dave Lawson.
The Isolation Tapes: Dave Lawson
This is the first episode of ‘The Isolation Tapes’. A new series to bring a little more funny-ness into your life.
Lehmo and Dave Lawson THE SECOND
This week on the podcast Sammy is joined by Lehmo and Dave Lawson in a very special BONUS episode for this week. Why?