Dave Warneke

Dave Warneke

Dave Warneke

Comedian, podcaster, pie lover and business tycoon

Confessions with Dave

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Executive Goblin

Daryl wants to be a goblin and run around town. But he fears his wife is too strait-laced to accept him and his goblin persona.

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Fuck Van

Michael pitches an amazing business opportunity: Fuck Van. Have sex while Michael drives you anywhere. Half the price of an UBER!

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Patch’s Engraved Towels

Things are looking up for Patch after his recent promotion to CEO of his engraved towel company. The one problem? He doesn’t have towels.

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Santa Escort Service

Martin pitches a Santa-themed escort business to investors Dave Warneke and Stephen Hall. Will the sharks make an offer?

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Tango, the Foulest Dog

Tamara’s relationship is being torn apart by Tango, an ugly, repugnant dog. Drastic steps were taken in the name of love.

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Turned on Watching Tennis

Mac finally admits to having a problem: tennis is too arousing for him to watch without bulge protection. Can he tell a soul about this?

Episodes with Dave

291: Dave Warneke & Stephen Hall

This week Sammy is joined by your favourite duo: Dave Warneke and Comedienne Stephen Hall. You’ll laugh, cry and make tons of money.

274: Dave Warneke & Stephen Hall

This week Sammy is lucky enough to be joined by your favourite: Dave Warneke, Stephen Hall and, as always, a business confession.

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269: Ash Williams & Dave Warneke

Ash Williams and Dave Warneke discuss The Nanny and window tinting. Oh, and there’s a confession! Milly is thirsty for her dad’s best friend.

177: Stephen Hall & Dave Warneke

Stephen and Dave enjoy revenge for car parking, jealousy ruining beautiful love, cold feet and stealing money for a tupperware business.

139: Matt Stewart & Dave Warneke

Lawyer Calam drinks too much coffee and shits himself, Penelope is upset for not receiving a party invite and Gabby longs for her friend Rog.

98: Dave Warneke & Stephen Hall

Marcus is mistaken for a hero, Tamara is sick of Tango the dog, Vin discovers sexting and Tim pitches a genius dating website.

85: Stephen Hall & Dave Warneke

Mac gets turned on watching tennis, Michelle is sick of her partner’s piss, Meg has a brownie secret and Heath stole an amazing app idea.

69: Stephen Hall & Dave Warneke

We’ve got dolly kinks, horny for farmers and a fuck van! Don’t believe me? Well, listen right now and find out for yourself.