Confessions with Jess
Juliet’s enjoying a lovely picnic date at the park, indulging in lots of cheese and wine. One small problem. Juliet is lactose intolerant.
Verity doesn’t like the boss and loves drawing mustaches, a wonderful combination that results in a beautiful confession.
Beautiful Kelly is dressed to the nines and overly amped for her date with George, but her fairy tale turns into shit.
Olivia decides to get revenge on her ex-boyfriend in the most traditional way: mailing photos of Princess Diana once a week for two years.
What would you do if the love of your life shunned you for a stuffed animal egg?
Ian thinks of his friend’s fiancé when bringing himself to ejaculate. And now with the immediate wedding, he needs to shoot his shot.
Josh is on a perfect date. He says something. She says something. Pure fire. Nothing could derail this perfect evening, except maybe shit.
I don’t know where this started but I sure as hell can tell you where this confession will end: with pants full of meat.
Hannah had sex with Tom Cruise. This confession is 100% true. There is a zero percent chance Hannah is lying.
Episodes with Jess
It’s the night of nights – the 2,022nd Cogie Awards awarding the very worst and worst of this years wonderful reddit confessions.
Alex stashed cash in the mattress, Matt eats chewing gum, Cass killed a goldfish and Verity draws a mustache on the boss’s portrait.
Neil lied in a job interview (and in his confession), Luke wears fun wigs, Tess is fucking the neighbor and Ted shit in the shower.
Nick regrets faking an illness, Georgia regrets plagiarizing a paper and Frank regrets shitting in a food delivery container.
Wonderful confessions that feature an imaginary affair, a pretend private investigator, a shit ramen prank and a lie about Johnny Depp that snowballs out of control.
Alex is pen pals with celebrities, Izzy ruins her friend’s artwork, Cassie faked her own death and Todd gets revenge on his best friend.
Jess and James discuss wonderful confessions: Porsche imposter, Princess Diana photo revenge, vintage wine cover-up and NOT cumming on meats.
Jess and James enjoy being lovestruck for a roommate, a stuffed animal egg, shitting in a movie theater and mom fucking.
It’s the 200th episode! Well over 800 awful confessions over 3 years and to celebrate we’ve got Rob Mills, Denise Scott and Jess Perkins!
Naomi fucked her best friend’s partner, Nick lied about European travels, Hannah fucked Tom Cruise and Jake pretends to be a lawyer.
Kelly shits herself, Ben gets revenge on a bully, Pete breaks his laptop to hide his infidelity and Alice fucks her friend’s ex.
Sammy is joined by the great Jess Perkins and Lehmo. It’s the dynamic duo you didn’t know you needed UNTIL RIGHT NOW WHEN YOU READ THIS.
This week Sammy is lucky enough to be joined IN THE STUDIO by the great Jess Perkins. it’s the podcast you need!
This week it’s the return of the great Jess Perkins and then with the Travelling Sisters and Jemma Cotter. Don’t miss it!
This is the next instalment of ‘The Isolation Tapes’ featuring Jess bloody Perkins! This is a new series to bring a little more funny-ness.