Confessions with Zach
As Soon as I Waved to Them I Shit My Pants
Will Steven’s guts stay strong enough to make it through this important step in his relationship? Nah. He shits himself.
Barrister’s Wife & the Dense Choad
While the barrister is away from home fishing, Scott the handyman arrives to fix the bookcases, bringing his rather large choad with him.
For the Last Year or so I’ve been Eating Butterflies
Marcus is a businessman with a deep, dark, salty secret. Is it morally acceptable to eat butterflies? Zachary Ruane’s position is unclear.
Simone’s simple dental checkup spurs a forbidden, steamy affair with her dentist. This suction-filled confession arouses Zach and Alex.
Gorgeous Terese loves veg and anal play. Just be careful if you’re over at her’s for dinner and cucumber is on the menu.
Josh is cursed with a big, beautiful magic dick and now it’s REALLY gotten him into trouble. Josh might have just ruined a friendship.
Leans in and Kisses Me Right on the Lippies
Tyrone creates some Thanksgiving drama after kissing his sister’s partner in the kitchen, wonderful kiss, right on the lippies.
Pissing in My Girlfriend’s Coffee
Matt’s girlfriend is having an affair. Instead of dealing with all the admin of a breakup, he pisses in her coffee.
Run Run Run with My Sticky Stick
Tom run run runs in a WW (weird way). Zachary and Xavier fall in love with this chocolate egg-loving man and you will too.
Ben is enjoying a drunken night at home with his wife and his wife’s twin sister, what could go wrong? Zach, Rhi and Michelle are big fans!
Episodes with Zach
This week marks five years of this podcast and, to celebrate, here’s a live 5th Anniversary Show recorded in February at Comedy Republic.
268: Zachary Ruane & Mish Wittrup
Matt’s pissing in coffee, Lucy fakes a heart condition, Will pretends to smoke and Samantha is sitting on a dick she hardly knows.
267: THE 2,022nd COGIE AWARDS with Tony Martin and Oliver Clark (featuring Grant Denyer)
It’s the night of nights – the 2,022nd Cogie Awards awarding the very worst and worst of this years wonderful reddit confessions.
248: Zachary Ruane & Jess Perkins
Nick regrets faking an illness, Georgia regrets plagiarizing a paper and Frank regrets shitting in a food delivery container.
Margaret tries hiking and blowjobs, Marcus loves butterflies, Claudia knows what you did last summer and Jacob is lusting for his trainer.
187: Zachary Ruane & Xavier Michelides
Tom run run runs with his sticky stick stick, Janet loves her partner’s dad and Nathan collects fingernails.
Third Birthday Party Compilation
It’s the 3rd Birthday Party of Confessions Of The Idiots and so here’s a mix tape of some favourite bits.
163: Dave Lawson and Zachary Ruane
In this family friendly episode Elsie fucks a fellow business person, Josie doesn’t want to be a third wheel and Steven shits himself.
You’ll fall in love with Alexandra who looks like all of the actors and Kyle who hates his brothers partner.
The Isolation Tapes: Zachary Ruane Part Four (with Jonathan Brough & Rebekah Holt)
Zachary Ruane joins the popcast to discuss some beautiful people: Maryanne ruins awful Edith’s portfolio and Josh has a magic dick.
123: Zachary Ruane and Dave Warneke
Zach and Dave provide their expertise on how to lie about dying from cancer and how to handle a massive choad.
The Isolation Tapes: Zachary Ruane Part Three
Nadia is a supremely wealthy woman who’s fucking a delicatessen delivery driver. Sid is a good guy who destroys his friends engagement.
The Isolation Tapes: Zachary Ruane Part Two
Edna’s husband is too old so she’s looking for a toy boy to fuck dry and Damien pockets da iPhone before Hugo come back.
The Isolation Tapes: Zachary Ruane
Zachary and Sammy find joy and laughter by discussing Neil’s wonderful confession about stealing a goldfish.
Narelle is jealous of a younger woman, Stephanie goes nuts, David makes a deadly birthday wish and Simone is enjoying forbidden love.