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Sharing is free, easy and a great way to help out the podcast! Not sure what to share? Here are some wonderful suggestions:

Send this to your family group chat: Did an Open Shit on the Grass

DM this your crush: Tango, the Foulest Dog

Email this your coworkers: Fuck My Ass with a Cucumber

Print out and mail this to your nan: I Cut Your Hair, You Suck My Dick

Tattoo this on your body: Is it Love? Or am I Just Yelling at a Bus Driver?

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