Confessions with Dave
Barrister’s Wife & the Dense Choad
While the barrister is away from home fishing, Scott the handyman arrives to fix the bookcases, bringing his rather large choad with him.
Decided to Shit Myself in the Office
Calam is a high-powered lawyer with a coffee addiction and poor bowels. Can he shit himself without clients noticing?
Daryl wants to be a goblin and run around town. But he fears his wife is too strait-laced to accept him and his goblin persona.
Michael pitches an amazing business opportunity: Fuck Van. Have sex while Michael drives you anywhere. Half the price of an UBER!
I Ran to the Kitchen in the Dark and Shit in the Sink
After glorious sex, Dave (possibly Dave Warneke?) is in desperate need of a toilet, but it’s occupied. What should he do?!
I’m Straight but Brian May Gets Me Hot
Greg is a very confident straight man who can’t escape the sexual allure of Brian May. Will his wife understand?
Things are looking up for Patch after his recent promotion to CEO of his engraved towel company. The one problem? He doesn’t have towels.
Martin pitches a Santa-themed escort business to investors Dave Warneke and Stephen Hall. Will the sharks make an offer?
Squeeze My Eyes When I Cum & Sniff Highlighters
Beautiful Shannon is an open book and a bit of a sweet tooth. Shannon’s confession shocks Dave Warneke and Stephen Hall to their very core.
Tamara’s relationship is being torn apart by Tango, an ugly, repugnant dog. Drastic steps were taken in the name of love.
Mac finally admits to having a problem: tennis is too arousing for him to watch without bulge protection. Can he tell a soul about this?
Episodes with Dave
293: Ash Williams & Dave Warneke
This week is the return of Ash Williams and Dave Warneke. It’s a bloody good episode full of gorgeous confessions.
291: Dave Warneke & Stephen Hall
This week Sammy is joined by your favourite duo: Dave Warneke and Comedienne Stephen Hall. You’ll laugh, cry and make tons of money.
274: Dave Warneke & Stephen Hall
This week Sammy is lucky enough to be joined by your favourite: Dave Warneke, Stephen Hall and, as always, a business confession.
269: Ash Williams & Dave Warneke
Ash Williams and Dave Warneke discuss The Nanny and window tinting. Oh, and there’s a confession! Milly is thirsty for her dad’s best friend.
Dave Warneke (Patreon Exclusive)
We meet some beautiful people who are scared of their barber, editing a fake Excel sheet, stealing tooth fairy money, and more!
244: Dave Warneke & Comedienne Stephen Hall
David Duchovny’s best friend, an executive goblin and more! What a show!
221: Comedienne Stephen Hall & Dave Warneke
Irena steals computer accessories, Tristian becomes the Riddler, Geoffrey commits insurance fraud and Nate steals to fund a business idea.
177: Stephen Hall & Dave Warneke
Stephen and Dave enjoy revenge for car parking, jealousy ruining beautiful love, cold feet and stealing money for a tupperware business.
161: Christmas Of The Idiots with Comedienne Stephen Hall & Dave Warneke
Calvin pretends to own a plaza, Amy is a sexy elf, Laura fakes a Christmas pudding and Martin is all in on a genius Santa rental business.
139: Matt Stewart & Dave Warneke
Lawyer Calam drinks too much coffee and shits himself, Penelope is upset for not receiving a party invite and Gabby longs for her friend Rog.
123: Zachary Ruane and Dave Warneke
Zach and Dave provide their expertise on how to lie about dying from cancer and how to handle a massive choad.
113: Stephen Hall (Comedienne) & Dave Warneke
Listen to this episode! It’s got Dave Warneke, Stephen Hall, eyeball squeezing, highlighter sniffing, KPIs, fucking, sink shitting and more!
98: Dave Warneke & Stephen Hall
Marcus is mistaken for a hero, Tamara is sick of Tango the dog, Vin discovers sexting and Tim pitches a genius dating website.
85: Stephen Hall & Dave Warneke
Mac gets turned on watching tennis, Michelle is sick of her partner’s piss, Meg has a brownie secret and Heath stole an amazing app idea.
69: Stephen Hall & Dave Warneke
We’ve got dolly kinks, horny for farmers and a fuck van! Don’t believe me? Well, listen right now and find out for yourself.