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Patch’s Engraved Towels
Things are looking up for Patch after his recent promotion to CEO of his engraved towel company. The one problem? He doesn’t have towels.
Beautiful Guests
Actor, author and frequent game show winner
Comedian, podcaster, pie lover and business tycoon
More Business!
Michael pitches an amazing business opportunity: Fuck Van. Have sex while Michael drives you anywhere. Half the price of an UBER!
Martin pitches a Santa-themed escort business to investors Dave Warneke and Stephen Hall. Will the sharks make an offer?
Other Wonderful Confessions
Seeking Absolution?
Find peace, even if you shit on someone. Even if you fucked a ghost. Even if you stole a car. No matter what fucked thing you did, you'll feel better confessing.
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EVENT! Confessions Live Show (19 Aug)
- August 19, 2023
- 5:00pm
- $30
- Comedy Republic