58: Dilruk Jayasinha & Dave Lawson

This week Sammy is joined by two of his favourite boys and national treasures - Dave Lawson and Dilruk Jayasinha. Fiona wants to fuck your cock up, Paige can’t stop stealing, Lucy steals UBER Eats and Archie loves masterbating while playing chess.

And also, very special mention to super-fan Nicole for her internet letter this week. WARNING: Nicole’s Mum, if you’re listening. Don’t.