The COGIE Awards! Vote for Your Favourite Confessions

It’s time to celebrate the shittiest, grossest, weirdest confessions with the 1st ever COGIE Awards! Join Sammy P, Tony Martin, and Oliver Clark on the 15th of October, 2022 as the winners are revealed. The event will air as a regular episode.

Voting

Voting is only available to Patreon supporters. Join the Confessions of the Idiots Patreon to place your vote! Patrons will also receive a special video version of the COGIE Award ceremony, suits and all.

The Nominees

Best Shitting Themself Confession

• Shitting out of a moving car - Marty Sheargold
• Backing into a urinal - Stephen Curry
• Shitting in a bed and burning the bed - Dave Lawson

Most Bullshit Confession

• Making love to Antonio Banderas - Rik Brown & Xavier Michelides
• Mid-flight sex with Simon Cowell - Lehmo & Rhi Down
• Butteryfly Businessman - Zachary Ruane

Grossest Confession

• Strapping meats to legs - Jess Perkins & Mr. Sunday Movies
• My best friend’s boyfriend’s ass - Marieke Hardy
• Shitting in an UBER - Rhi Down & Alexie Toliopoulis

Most Ridiculous Confession

• Sending a Photo of Princess Diana Every Day - Jess Perkins & Mr. Sunday Movies
• Shitting in a Pool - Missy Higgins & Stephen Curry
• Pretending to Be Homeless - Rik Brown & Xavier Michelides

Best Ghost Confession

• Ghost Blowjob - Stephen Curry
• Beach Ghost Sex - Rik Brown
• The Ghost Who Entered My Quarters - Wil Anderson

Fan Favourite Confession

• Sending a Photo of Princess Diana Every Day - Jess Perkins & Mr. Sunday Movies
• The Gnome - Peter Hitchener & Oliver Clark
• Stuffed Animal Egg - Jess Perkins & Mr. Sunday Movies

Best Host of Confessions of the Idiots

• Rhi Down
• Rhi Down
• Sammy P